Newfies and Mad Cow Disease

'Newfies' are residents of Newfoundland - a unique group of residents in Canada who are always' Newfies' no matter where they live.

'Newfies on Mad Cow Disease'

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Corner Brook , Newfoundland , to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.

Lady reporter:
Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?'

The farmer stared at the reporter and said:
'Do you know that a bull mounts A cow only once a year?'

Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed):

'Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this Phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?'

The farmer:

'And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?'

The reporter:
'Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point.'

Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine,
if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?'