Thursday, July 24, 2008

Nymphomania

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up &saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realize she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it,
she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike
up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of
America Convention in Boston"

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal
experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular
myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when
actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also
discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the
woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she
said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this
with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man
said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me

Bubba.

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