Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning.
Ralph suddenly said, "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" Mary asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff..."
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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