A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy peeing, but there are two streams !!
"What the hell is that?" he asks.
"War wound. I took a bullet in the willy in North Africa. They were able to save it but they had to leave two holes."
Then the guy looks to his right and sees. . . three streams !!!
"What the hell is that?"
"War wound. Germany, bullet in the willy, left three holes."
The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see 12 streams !!!!!!!!!!!!
"Naah, my zipper's stuck."