An Indian family was considering putting their
Mooshum (grandfather) in a nursing home.
All the First Nation facilities were completely
full so they had to put him in an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they
came to visit Mooshum.
"How do you like it here?" asks the Grandson.
"It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous
and respectful." says Mooshum.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this
was the wrong place for you. You know, since you
are a little different from everyone."
"Oh, No. Let me tell you about how wonderfully
they treat the residents." Mooshum says with a big
smile.
"There's a musician here, he's 85 years old. He
hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone
still calls him 'Maestro'."
"There is a judge in here, he's 95 years old. He
hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone
still calls him 'Your Honor'."
"There's a dentist here, 90 years old. He hasn't
fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls
him 'Doctor'."
"And me, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they
still call me 'The Fucking Indian'."
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