Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower in North Carolina: Cooter, Bubba and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, 'Well, damn, someone better go tell his wife.'
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive shit, I'll do it.
'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Bubba says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife give it to me,' Donnie drawls.
'That's unbelievable, you told that woman her husband was dead and she gives you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow.' She says, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.' Then I says 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'