Monday, October 20, 2008

Drinks on a plane

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked
for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than
let liquor touch my lips.'
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice.'

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