Giuseppe's new shoes

Giuseppe was in this country for only 6 months. He walked to work 20 blocks every day
and passed the same shoe store.

Each day he stopped and looked in the window to admire the $300 Boccelli leather shoes.
He wants those shoes so much...it was all he could think about.
After about 2 months he saved the price of the shoes, $300, and purchased them.
Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement.

Giuseppe seizes this opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, “Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?”

Startled, Sophia replies, “Yes, Giuseppe, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?”
Giuseppe answers, “I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes....How do you like them?”

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks,” Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?“

Rosa answers, “Yes, Giuseppe, I do, but how do you know that?” He replies, ”I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes....How do you like them?”

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Giuseppe asks Carmela to dance.
Midway through the dance his face turns red!

He says, “Carmela, be stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this is true!”

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, ”Yes Giuseppe, I wear no panties tonight.”
Giuseppe gasps, “Thanka God ... I thought I had a CRACK in my $300 Boccelli leather shoes!”