Saturday, October 04, 2008

Woman in Labour

Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me,
give me drugs'.
She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you fucker'.
He replied casually, 'If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse
but you said, 'Fuck off it'll be too painful',

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