LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, 'Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!'
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket, pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, 'No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the f**king book.'
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