You may have to be a Southerner to truly relate to this one!!!!
A major network is planning a new "survivor" show. In response, the
State of Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style"
The contestants will start in El Paso , travel I-20 through Pecos ,
Odessa , Midland , Big Spring , Abilene , Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will
Then proceed down to Waco , Austin , on to San Antonio , up I-10 to
Kerrville , Sonora ,up to San Angelo up to Lamesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo
Over to Herford and back to El Paso .
Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads:
"I'm gay, I voted for Barak Obama and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.
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