Monday, March 09, 2009

Loto

A GUY COMES HOME FROM WORK
AND SAYS TO HIS WIFE:

"Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?"

Wife replies:
"Id take half then leave you."

Guy says:
"Excellent! I had three numbers and won ten dollars. Here's a fiver-...now fuck off!

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