Guts vs. Balls:

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard
about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed
below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.