A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked
him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands
he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and bellowed at him, "Open your hands NOW."
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did,
you scared the shit out of him!"