A lady walks into Tiffany's on Boxing Day and spots a very exquiste diamond bracelet. As she bends over to take a closer look at this gorgeous piece of jewelry she unexpectedly passes gas.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little "oops" and prays that no salesperson was anywhere near her. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing directly behind her. He was extremely good looking, cool as a cucumber displaying all the qualties one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's, "Good Morning Madam, How may we help you today?"
Blushing & uncomfortable but still hoping the salesman somehow missed her 'little incident' she asks "Sir, what is the price of this lovely exquisite bracelet?"
Still unflapable, the salesman responds, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!!"