A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks
stopped at a brothel outside Vegas. **
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500...00 and said, "I
want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich."
The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for
that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!"**