Saturday, March 13, 2010


A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks
stopped at a brothel outside Vegas. **

He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500...00 and said, "I
want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich."
The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for
that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a
three-course meal??"**

The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!"**

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