A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come
back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his
word, he made the first contact:
" Marion ...
"Is that you, Jack ?"
"Yes, I ' ve come
back like we agreed."
"That ' s
wonderful! What ' s it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
breakfast and then it ' s off to the golf course. I have
sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch
(you ' d be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex
the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it ' s
back to golf course again. Then it ' s more sex until
late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and
then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Jack are you in Heaven?"
"No..........I'm a rabbit in Arizona