The Tattooed Golf Player!
This man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as golf player, Tiger Woods.
They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and he takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
"What's that for?" the lady questions.
"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on Tour,
people will see my tattoo, and NIKE pays me heaps."
Then he takes off his trousers, and on his
leg, he has a tattoo that says BUICK.
"What's that ?" the lady questions again.
"Just like the NIKE tattoo, I get paid
when this tattoo is seen on Tour."
Then he drops his underwear and on his
penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
He replies: "No, no.....!!! Calm down,"
"It will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!