Tuesday, July 03, 2012

BIG Questions for men

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL (well, maybe not ALL of us!) BEEN WAITING FOR! Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here' Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a "Goodyear"!!!! Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.. BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. and . . . Nominated as the world's best short joke: A 3-year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"

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