Monday, July 16, 2012
So a Bus Full of Nuns is Driving Through The Mountains. . .
So a Bus Full of Nuns is Driving Through The Mountains when suddenly the driver nods off, and they careen over the edge of a cliff plummeting to their deaths. When they open their eyes, infront of them stand the majestic pearly gates, and Sainst peter sitting at a desk waiting. "Okay ladies, listen up, I need to ask each of you a question, and then you'll be allowed in." So all the nuns form a line and Peter asks the first; "Sister Mary. Have you ever touched a penis?" Shocked, the sister doesn't reply at first, but Peter assures her it's no big deal either way. "Well, there was this one time, but only for a second, and only with one hand, I swear!" "No problem sister, just dip you hand in this bucket of holy water, and you'll be allowed in." He goes to the next and ask; "Sister Beth, what about you? Have you ever touched a penis?" "Yes, but I was young and naive, I gave a boy a handjob in highschool, but only for a second!" "No problem sister, just wash your hands in this holy water, and you'll be allowed in!" At this point, there is some commotion in the back of the line, and Peter notices another nun pushing her way to the front. "Sister Agnes, there is no need to push, everyone will get in after I talk to them" To which she responds, "Well if I have to gargle it, I sure don't want to do it after Sister Candice dips her ass in it. . . "