Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood was walking down a path in the forest, when she comes across the big bad wolf crouched behind a log. "oh Mr. Wolf what big eyes you have" she said. The big bad wolf jumped up and ran away. She shrugged and continued on her way. A little while later she came across him again this time crouched behind some bushes "oh Mr. wolf what big ears you have" he jumped up and ran away again. "What the hell!" said little red. she continued on her way. About a mile further in she again came across the wolf crouching behind a boulder. "Oh Mr. Wolf what big teeth you have" she exclaimed. The wolf jumped up and yelled "Damn it lady I'm trying to shit!"

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