Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Slips of the tongue

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres  ever aired on TV and radio 

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing  Commentator 
'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode  her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator  
'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson  comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting  commentator 
'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw  her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4.  Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977  
'Ah, isn't that nice.. The wife of the  Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford  crew..'

5. US PGA Commentator 
'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is  playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes  out his balls and kisses them ........ Oh my god !! What have  I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food  in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 
'You'd  eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news  anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and  didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 
'So Bob,  where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' 
Not  only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,  because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder  covering the US Masters: 
'Ballesteros felt much better  today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking  about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 
'There's  nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like  this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker  shots on Sky Sports: 
'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve  Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael  Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male  astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage  remarked: 
'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing  each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12.  Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie  Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:  'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he  prefers to do it by himself.'

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