Newfoundland Mirror

After living in the remote wilderness of Newfoundland all his life,

an old fella decided it was time to visit St. John's.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.

Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.

'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder!'

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the

way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it

in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would

go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed.

So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found

the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So dat's de ugly bitch he's

runnin' around wit'.