BABY PLANES

A mother and her son were flying on Southwest Airlines. The son, who had
been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big
dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask
the stewardess.

So, the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby
dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did."

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby
planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother
explain that to you."