warranty

Last year a friend on mine replaced all the windows in her house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, She got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and She had never paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because She is blonde doesn't mean that She is automatically stupid. So She told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told Her last year ... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo"? (She told him.) "It's been a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so She finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made Her.

Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.