the Cajun and the Alligator

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open
this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will
close his mouth for one minute. "Then open his mouth and I'll remove my
unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you
will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator
closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a
beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed
as promised.


The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back
of the bar.

A Blonde woman timidly spoke up..........."I'll try It! Just don't hit
me so hard with the beer bottle!"