An older man approached an attractive younger woman
at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow,
said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a chest like yours, she appears out of nowhere