Thursday, April 01, 2010

Nice to be Retired

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi
turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tires.

So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had Quebec plates. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

3 comments:

Tuff Daddy said...

ha ha ha, i don't know what to say about that, but it's really funny!

Gary said...

Oh you bet! A little cruel fun at the expense of someone else. Not funny and you should be ashamed.

Just because your retired and bored doesn't mean you and your wife have to be asses.

savage said...

@Gary, get a life. It's a joke for chris sake.