Try to think this one through. The answer is at the end.
Here's the riddle:
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting a blow job from an 85-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing.
What are they both thinking?
DON'T LOOK DOWN