I just applied for a building permit for my new house.
I told them it was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place with a big sound system on the outside.
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with titty pink trim.
The City council told me to F off.
So I resubmitted the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday...