Chinese Fart

A young Chinese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.

So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Chinese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and accidentally let out a big fart. She looked up and said:

'Aww so sowwy...excuse prease, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud.'