Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he says.
"Im trying to commit a suicide," she says.
"Well, before you jump give me a blow job." So, she does.
After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are you committing a suicide?".
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"