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Dumb:

During a recent company password audit,
a blonde was found using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password,
she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.

Dumber:

This girl spells her name “Le-a”
How would YOU pronounce her name?
Leah ?
Lee - A ?
Lay - a ?
Lei ?
She attends a school in Livingston Parish, Louisiana.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
She says it's pronounced, “Ledasha”.
When the mother was asked why it should be pronounced that way,
she said ... “ 'cause the dash don't be silent! ”.
So, if you ever come across a name like this, remember to pronounce the dash.
And, if anyone axe you why, tell them it's 'cause the dash don't be silent!

Dumbest:

Police Dogs in Alabama
From the Birmingham, Alabama Police Chief: “The city of Birmingham Police Department
has announced this morning that all German Shepherd police dogs will be replaced by
coon hounds, due to the fact that the city is not having any problems with Germans.”