Friday, January 08, 2010

A plane leaves Miami International Airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an
awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like
'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot,'... ..why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.. .doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence..

'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic says the co-pilot.'

'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims
the captain,
It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ,
mattah...all same.

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