Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie.'
She replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with you?'
'Nay, Jock replied, I'm switching the heat off while I'm out.'
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