THE BLONDE PILOT A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport but the only helicopter available was a single seat helicopter.
The Instructor figured it would be all right to let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.
So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet.
The blonde and the Instructor continued to talk via the radio.
Everything was going smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly, skimming the top of some trees and crashing into the woods.
The Instructor jumped in his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay.
As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out of the wreckage.
"What happened?" the Instructor asked, "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"
"Well," began the blonde, "The higher I went the colder it became so I turned off the ceiling fan."
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