A pencil and a Catholic education

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually
she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while
she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting
behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and
continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue
and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret
and the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back
asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had
her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary
Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that thing in me one more
time, I'll break it in half!'


The nun fainted.