Love in a Bar

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of merlot over to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot over to the woman and said,' This is from the gentleman seated over there,' pointing and indicating to the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.' After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: 'For your information I have a special edition Jaguar XJS convertible,a crimson pearl Cadillac XLR, a mecerdes 420 SL,a lincoln navigator and a custom 1949 Mercury showcar in my garages, beautiful homes located in the Virgin Islands, St.
Louis, Cape Coral and New Smyrna Beach .There is over ten million dollars in my bank account. BUT, not even for a woman as beautiful as yourself, would I cut three inches off, so just send the bottle back!'