Three Surgerns

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing

surgeries they had performed.



One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case,

a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them,

and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of

England.

The second surgeon said. "That's Nothing. A young man lost an arm and

both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and two years later he won

gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.



The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman

was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse, head-on, into a

train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the

woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together

and now she's a senator from New York and running for President of the

United States.