Talking Clock

A Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple
of his friends late one night.


He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong
and a mallet.


"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the Newfie replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup" replied the Newfie.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the Newfie replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the
gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You
asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"