Last Shopping Day

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most
perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.
In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile
phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just
been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd
be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving
what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. she decided to get
in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up
shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee
and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the

last shop.

She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she
dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about
her Husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You
went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you!

I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours
enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the
Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because
it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the
rest of his life he will require round the clock > care. And you'll now be
his carer!" The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and
sobbed........... The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling
your leg. He's dead. What did you buy?"